Believe it or not, there are men out there who wouldn’t dream of sneaking off for a tryst with a willowy brunette. Here’s a guide to tracking them down.
N is for Nourishment
Relationship books say that if you want a man to be faithful, you should ensure that he feels nourished. They never quite explain what this means, but it seems to boil down to behaving as much like Mummy as possible, then bonking his brains out. This seems like garbage to me, and likely to provoke a screeching Oedipal psychosis (see L), but there are those who swear it.
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