Believe it or not, there are men out there who wouldn’t dream of sneaking off for a tryst with a willowy brunette. Here’s a guide to tracking them down.
G is for Geriatric dementia
Geriatric dementia, the senile calm after the storm. After years of dealing with lipstick marks, dodgy credit-card slips, lame excuses and sudden new-under-pants-buying sprees, you may find that your man suddenly loses it and sits in his chair shuddering and drooling. You are now safe. Your man isn’t going to cheat on anyone, not in his state. Your best bet is to get him into sheltered accommodation and head off to a South Pacific island paradise.
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